If you do microwave them, or toast them, the LGBT people will be storming your house, Toasted Testicles is a delicacy to them.
Go out to San Francisco when you do that, you could charge admission.
Somehow toasting your balls isn't likely to produce the effect that I would imagine you are looking for. Not to be rude but are your balls small enough to actually stuff into the toaster slots? Perhaps if you could ram them into the toaster and turn it up to toast as dark as possible the resulting pain (not to mention smell), would take your mind off the fact that your room is too warm. Opening a window would be a lot easier and the paramedics would probably appreciate not having to look at your toasted, charred, balls.
Yes electrocute your balls like an idiot
no wait microwave them so you can get a coin
That's actually a pretty good idea. Tell me how it felt when you did that. (btw, there goes your family)
Or just take a cold shower or go outside.
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