> What would be a good slogan for saving Hawksbill Sea Turtles from global warming?

What would be a good slogan for saving Hawksbill Sea Turtles from global warming?

Posted at: 2015-03-12 
Save the Hawksbill.

Eat Al Gore's swill.

The Hawksbill turtle is another scam.

Just like tearing out a hydro-electric dam.

"Save the Hawksbill!" shouts the greenies.

They have to act big because they have short - -(well you know.)

Save the turtle shows much bravery.

Even though is sells mankind into slavery.

What "global warming"??

use a little salt in your turtle soup , sea turtles are doing better than they have in many many years , They all do not go to the same place, and not every year .

Global warming does'nt hurt turtles, discarded plastic bags kills thousands

maybe if they dive deep enough they may find the missing heat and resurface ready cooked.

"You idiots are giving your money to other 'Global Warming' causes that do nothing, why not this one?"