Joe Maurer of the Minnesota Twins STRUCK OUT ONCE!!!
Run quick and ask the internet:
Did the umpire miss the memo about Joe being the only catcher in the history of major league baseball to have the top batting average in the whole league in three different seasons !! ?
If you don't ask, the Socialist Baseball Conspiracy will adopt a hot dog tax, and we'll all be sold down the river into Stalinist Slavery by Jesse Ventura.
The middle of winter in Minnesota, I'm sure you can find lots of quotes from scientists telling everyone that it's not supposed to be cold there because of global warming.
There was a group called Minnesotans for Global Warming that created a parody of Michael Mann youtube video. Mann threatened to sue them and they took down their parody.
Hide the decline!
What Global Warming??
No. You missed the memo that weather is not climate and that no local or regional event is an accurate representation of the planet.
No, but it seems you missed the memo that it is no longer hip to be stupid.
I guess we are stupid here in Kentucky. It got below zero. Someone should tell Gore, the earth's fever broke.
It's winter
Alarmist 2004: "It's only local weather but you're too stupid to know that."
Alarmist 2014: "It's conclusive proof of global man made climate change but you're too stupid to know that."
