And because all these politicians are bad they and their cohorts will get a lump of COAL in their stockings coal is at a premium. I heard that someplace in West Virginia they had to covertly reopen a coal mine and staff it with un-unionized elves in order to meet the demand. Obama has moved all Border Patrol agents from the borders and given them hugh CO2 producing tanks and helicopter trying to find and shut down this highly illegal activity. This leads to more marijuana getting into the US and the increase in marijuana smoke increases CO2 content by a factor of two.
Booze consumption increases. During the processing of booze the beer batch produces a thick layer of CO2.
Just think of all that Christmas wrap either going up in smoke or being hauled out to a landfill. How many acres of land are cleared in order to make that wrap let alone the extra energy to produce it.
Then we have the large amount of candle burning at different Christian ceremonies. Although, I think this is preferable to burning teachers like the Taliban does in Pakistan.
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/peshawar-school...
Then there is the crying when Santa does not deliver the right gift. The body at this time emits quite a bit more CO2 than it normally does. Same goes with the increase in prayers. The same goes for all the fornicating at office parties. Same goes for singing Christmas Carols. Of course this could be neutralized as I hear some New Jersey cops know how to stop all this breathing.
Then there is the increase in divorces caused by celebrating by fornicating with officemates. This means courthouses have to use more energy.
Then we have all the increased activity in producing eggnog. That doubles the coefficient when it is spiked.
There are many more ways to explore but I'm sure the greenies can do better than this.
OF COURSE THERE IS NO GW BUT ISN'T THIS A NICE CHRISTMAS GIFT? THEY CAN DREAM THAT THEY ARE RIGHT FOR ANOTHER YEAR AND MAKE FOOLS OUT OF THEMSELVES ON THIS SITE FOR ANOTHER YEAR. WE TRUE SCIENTISTS ARE A GENEROUS GROUP OF PEOPLE, SO LET US ASSIST IN BURNING THEIR YULE LOG AND PUFFING THEM UP. AFTER ALL WE HAVE A WHOLE YEAR TO PROVE THEM WRONG!
Sadly yes. We have chopped down carbon loving trees to celebrate our prosperity. We put lights on our houses (I do anyway) that scream how we don't care about the planet, that all we care about is celebrating Christmas (notice I didn't say Holidays). We buy presents that take no account of the CO2 they produced that are transported around the world in boats, planes and UPS trucks. We drive our planet killing cars to the carbon spewing malls to pick up trinkets.
Last year the good people of GreenPeace tried to cancel Christmas but failed to convince the planet killing masses.
http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/365...
Several retail corporations divide December into two months, making a 13 month year due to major increases in December sales. So, yes. Christmas causes climate change. It causes production of consumer goods to increase by roughly double one month out of every year.
Anything that adds carbon to the atmosphere adds to climate change so the list of culprits is going to be huge. We all exhale carbon dioxide, right?
Think of all those carbons set loose on the environment when these awful anti environmentalists cut down trees them drive them, thousands of miles in a diesel truck. Then you have people driving all over the place trying to buy things for the people they love. Oh the humanity! Or the postal service driving millions of packages around the globe! Yes, in order to save the planet, we need to end christmas
Christmas is entirely consistent with Global Warming - and vice versa - but it could be worse than we thought.
In fact it may well be non-existent in five years time.
Yes. When Santa and all those reindeers all fart at once!
everything does
Here is a list of some of those who you call alarmists and seem to be suggesting that you know more about climate science than they do;
(Scientific Organizations That Hold the Position That Climate Change Has Been Caused by Human Action)
1.Academia Chilena de Ciencias, Chile
2.Academia das Ciencias de Lisboa, Portugal
3.Academia de Ciencias de la República Dominicana
4.Academia de Ciencias Físicas, Matemáticas y Naturales de Venezuela
5.Academia de Ciencias Medicas, Fisicas y Naturales de Guatemala
6.Academia Mexicana de Ciencias,Mexico
7.Academia Nacional de Ciencias de Bolivia
8.Academia Nacional de Ciencias del Peru
9.Académie des Sciences et Techniques du Sénégal
10.Académie des Sciences, France
11.Academies of Arts, Humanities and Sciences of Canada
12.Academy of Athens
13.Academy of Science of Mozambique
14.Academy of Science of South Africa
15.Academy of Sciences for the Developing World (TWAS)
16.Academy of Sciences Malaysia
17.Academy of Sciences of Moldova
18.Academy of Sciences of the Czech Republic
19.Academy of Sciences of the Islamic Republic of Iran
20.Academy of Scientific Research and Technology, Egypt
21.Academy of the Royal Society of New Zealand
22.Accademia Nazionale dei Lincei, Italy
23.Africa Centre for Climate and Earth Systems Science
24.African Academy of Sciences
25.Albanian Academy of Sciences
26.Amazon Environmental Research Institute
27.American Academy of Pediatrics
28.American Anthropological Association
29.American Association for the Advancement of Science
30.American Association of State Climatologists (AASC)
31.American Association of Wildlife Veterinarians
32.American Astronomical Society
33.American Chemical Society
34.American College of Preventive Medicine
35.American Fisheries Society
36.American Geophysical Union
37.American Institute of Biological Sciences
38.American Institute of Physics
39.American Meteorological Society
40.American Physical Society
41.American Public Health Association
42.American Quaternary Association
43.American Society for Microbiology
44.American Society of Agronomy
45.American Society of Civil Engineers
46.American Society of Plant Biologists
47.American Statistical Association
48.Association of Ecosystem Research Centers
49.Australian Academy of Science
50.Australian Bureau of Meteorology
51.Australian Coral Reef Society
52.Australian Institute of Marine Science
53.Australian Institute of Physics
54.Australian Marine Sciences Association
55.Australian Medical Association
56.Australian Meteorological and Oceanographic Society
57.Bangladesh Academy of Sciences
58.Botanical Society of America
59.Brazilian Academy of Sciences
60.British Antarctic Survey
61.Bulgarian Academy of Sciences
62.California Academy of Sciences
63.Cameroon Academy of Sciences
64.Canadian Association of Physicists
65.Canadian Foundation for Climate and Atmospheric Sciences
66.Canadian Geophysical Union
67.Canadian Meteorological and Oceanographic Society
68.Canadian Society of Soil Science
69.Canadian Society of Zoologists
70.Caribbean Academy of Sciences views
71.Center for International Forestry Research
72.Chinese Academy of Sciences
73.Colombian Academy of Exact, Physical and Natural Sciences
74.Commonwealth Scientific and Industrial Research Organization (CSIRO) (Australia)
75.Consultative Group on International Agricultural Research
76.Croatian Academy of Arts and Sciences
77.Crop Science Society of America
78.Cuban Academy of Sciences
79.Delegation of the Finnish Academies of Science and Letters
80.Ecological Society of America
81.Ecological Society of Australia
82.Environmental Protection Agency
83.European Academy of Sciences and Arts
84.European Federation of Geologists
85.European Geosciences Union
86.European Physical Society
87.European Science Foundation
88.Federation of American Scientists
89.French Academy of Sciences
90.Geological Society of America
91.Geological Society of Australia
92.Geological Society of London
93.Georgian Academy of Sciences
94.German Academy of Natural Scientists Leopoldina
95.Ghana Academy of Arts and Sciences
96.Indian National Science Academy
97.Indonesian Academy of Sciences
98.Institute of Ecology and Environmental Management
99.Institute of Marine Engineering, Science and Technology
100.Institute of Professional Engineers New Zealand
101.Institution of Mechanical Engineers, UK
102.InterAcademy Council
103.International Alliance of Research Universities
104.International Arctic Science Committee
105.International Association for Great Lakes Research
106.International Council for Science
107.International Council of Academies of Engineering and Technological Sciences
108.International Research Institute for Climate and Society
109.International Union for Quaternary Research
110.International Union of Geodesy and Geophysics
111.International Union of Pure and Applied Physics
112.Islamic World Academy of Sciences
113.Israel Academy of Sciences and Humanities
114.Kenya National Academy of Sciences
115.Korean Academy of Science and Technology
116.Kosovo Academy of Sciences and Arts
117.l'Académie des Sciences et Techniques du Sénégal
118.Latin American Academy of Sciences
119.Latvian Academy of Sciences
120.Lithuanian Academy of Sciences
121.Madagascar National Academy of Arts, Letters, and Sciences
122.Mauritius Academy of Science and Technology
123.Montenegrin Academy of Sciences and Arts
124.National Academy of Exact, Physical and Natural Sciences, Argentina
125.National Academy of Sciences of Armenia
126.National Academy of Sciences of the Kyrgyz Republic
127.National Academy of Sciences, Sri Lanka
128.National Academy of Sciences, United States of America
129.National Aeronautics and Space Administration
130.National Association of Geoscience Teachers
131.National Association of State Foresters
132.National Center for Atmospheric Research
133.National Council of Engineers Australia
134.National Institute of Water & Atmospheric Research, New Zealand
135.National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration
136.National Research Council
137.National Science Foundation
138.Natural England
139.Natural Environment Research Council, UK
140.Natural Science Collections Alliance
141.Network of African Science Academies
142.New York Academy of Sciences
143.Nicaraguan Academy of Sciences
144.Nigerian Academy of Sciences
145.Norwegian Academy of Sciences and Letters
146.Oklahoma Climatological Survey
147.Organization of Biological Field Stations
148.Pakistan Academy of Sciences
149.Palestine Academy for Science and Technology
150.Pew Center on Global Climate Change
151.Polish Academy of Sciences
152.Romanian Academy
153.Royal Academies for Science and the Arts of Belgium
154.Royal Academy of Exact, Physical and Natural Sciences of Spain
155.Royal Astronomical Society, UK
156.Royal Danish Academy of Sciences and Letters
157.Royal Irish Academy
158.Royal Meteorological Society (UK)
159.Royal Netherlands Academy of Arts and Sciences
160.Royal Netherlands Institute for Sea Research
161.Royal Scientific Society of Jordan
162.Royal Society of Canada
163.Royal Society of Chemistry, UK
164.Royal Society of the United Kingdom
165.Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences
166.Russian Academy of Sciences
167.Science and Technology, Australia
168.Science Council of Japan
169.Scientific Committee on Antarctic Research
170.Scientific Committee on Solar-Terrestrial Physics
171.Scripps Institution of Oceanography
172.Serbian Academy of Sciences and Arts
173.Slovak Academy of Sciences
174.Slovenian Academy of Sciences and Arts
175.Society for Ecological Restoration International
176.Society for Industrial and Applied Mathematics
177.Society of American Foresters
178.Society of Biology (UK)
179.Society of Systematic Biologists
180.Soil Science Society of America
181.Sudan Academy of Sciences
182.Sudanese National Academy of Science
183.Tanzania Academy of Sciences
184.The Wildlife Society (international)
185.Turkish Academy of Sciences
186.Uganda National Academy of Sciences
187.Union of German Academies of Sciences and Humanities
188.United Nations Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change
189.University Corporation for Atmospheric Research
190.Woods Hole Oceanographic Institution
191.World Association of Zoos and Aquariums
192.World Federation of Public Health Associations
193.World Forestry Congress
194.World Health Organization
195.World Meteorological Organization
196.Zambia Academy of Sciences
197.Zimbabwe Academy of Sciences
Exactly what area of scientific expertise do you have which makes you think you know more than these organisations and their members.
Being that Alarmists blame just about everything humans do as causing Global Warming I was wondering if they think Christmas (and maybe Santa Claus and his reindeer) cause Global Warming too.
http://www.numberwatch.co.uk/warmlist.htm
