If you have not sited it over a volcano then write to Big Al. Since the inconvenient truth about the snows of Kilimanjaro not melting he has been looking for something to replace it with.
Are you a masseuse? I ask because, if so, it may be an idea to mention that.
Well, start by telling the truth. No Icelandic culture uses igloos and none ever has.
No igloos in Iceland my friend, and if there were anything like them you wouldn't use the Eskimo word for them!
Well, start by telling the truth. No Icelandic culture uses igloos and none ever has.
Ellie, I suggest calling your insurance company and putting in a claim. My grass hut burned down during the summer due to GW and they covered it, minus deductible of course. My new hut is insulated and is sprayed with an all natural retardant to protect it against GW. Of course I have a spare grass room if you need someplace to stay while they're rebuilding your "loo", as they call them in Iceland. Bottle of wine anyone?
Stop telling lies, igloos are built by eskimo's (inuit) in Alaska, Canada, and maybe Greenland, there are no eskimos in Iceland.
You're an idiot. Greenland is the country covered in snow and ice, not Iceland...
You're an idiot. Greenland is the country covered in snow and ice, not Iceland...
You're an idiot. Greenland is the country covered in snow and ice, not Iceland...
You're an idiot. Greenland is the country covered in snow and ice, not Iceland...
You're an idiot. Greenland is the country covered in snow and ice, not Iceland...
Have you thought about moving to Greenland? The hills are very green this time of year and it's never, ever icy. Hence why Iceland is made of ice and Greenland is made of...green. Would I lie to you? (nods) Yes.
You're an idiot. Greenland is the country covered in snow and ice, not Iceland...
Step up to Condo's.
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You're an idiot. Greenland is the country covered in snow and ice, not Iceland...
Step up to Condo's.
You're an idiot. Greenland is the country covered in snow and ice, not Iceland...
Step up to Condo's.
You'll have to learn to build in stone....... as you can tell from the moron deniers on Answers, nobody cares that the planet is going down the drain.
Step up to Condo's.
Step up to Condo's.
Move to Canada! It's -40 here. ;)
You should brush up on your knowledge and crank up the edge on your sense of humor to get both up over the fifth grade level. And hopefully do both someplace else.
Move to Canada! It's -40 here. ;)
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