You could try pan-handling. Or polishing your House of Lords accent.
Unfortunately, for your contemplated career, however, Exxon-Mobil and Koch did not become mega-billion corporate money-making machines by sponsoring uneducated trolls. They are in fact, investing considerable sums now in order to more credibly DENY that they were behind (30 or 40 half-understood copy-pastes ago) the dirt-dumb anti-science myths chucked up half digested from such trolls.
If you want to join NON-paid wannabe deniers at Yahoo Answers, copy paste from the pre-fab anti-science deception arguments listed here: http://www.skepticalscience.com/argument...
(Don't bother looking too closely at the scientific debunking of these myths, also on that site. Just rotate from one inconsistent denier croc to the next. And keep your answers and questions here private, to avoid any embarrassing disclosure of your shell game.)
Somehow, I have a hunch that you may have other career paths open to you that are more practical and less remote from common sense.
From someone who obviously works in a homeland security pro warming propaganda dept that seems a bit of a silly question.
Michael --
>>Those don't exist.<<
Bullshlt. McIntyre and McKittrick were hired by Exxon in the 1990s to attack climate science and climate scientists - and this I know because I was one of their targets. There are plenty of others (e.g., Heartland Institute), as well.
>>Everyone who denies climate change is real and they're a real problem<<
Yeah, they are real idiots and/or liars - and that is indeed a problem.
Those don't exist. Everyone who denies climate change is real and they're a real problem. People don't understand how important this is and I'm offended that you'd even consider joking about this problem. I think you should seriously consider the impact of what you say online and whether it has consequences for others in the real world.
give Big Oil a call, and don't forget to tell them you love Rush Limbaugh and Fox News
http://climate.nasa.gov/evidence/
So I think I have a natural aptitude for trolling, and I hear that climate deniers can make good money from it. Who's the person to speak to? Ideally I'd like to be paid by the hour, but I'm happy to start off on some kind of trial basis if required. What should I do?
