It looks like the invasion of Crimea may be the first step towards naming Earth the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics.
It would be the People's republic of Gaia.
Or we could just call it Putin. If I stopped answering questionable questions, I wouldn't answer much.
If that were to happen, the name would be the least of your worries.
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Ok, I will not answer this.
Or would it stick to its original name? Maybe "United States of Earth" or "People's Republic of Earth" or something that incorporates both?