Monkey Ward, where far too many drivers seem to have "earned" their driver's licenses.
Oh hey, what about:
http://chronicle.com/article/Psst-Wanna-...
Ah never mind. Got science to make up.
What PhD, he is not even a meteorologist, although some deniers continue to claim he is, he is (or was) a TV weatherman, with no actual science qualifications, which naturally makes him a denier expert.
Form a Cracker Jacks box.
